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Did you ever think that you needed to travel the world for several months, soaking in sights and cultures beyond your own to reinvigorate yourself... and then realize you just needed to get some fresh air once in a while?

If not, it might just be me.

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Did you actually do that or were you just in your room are you wearing a -bonnet-

I did! I saw the sights, tasted some nice cuisine... But no, I just needed some fresh air. My room was way too stuffy.

And yes? Why wouldn't I wear a bonnet?

It's weirdly archaic.

...I'm going to assume you mean normal food.

I think it's lovely.

Oh, yes yes,, of course! It's not like there's many duel monsters outside of Domino, and they're so fatty anyway, I decided to fast a bit when it comes to the whole 'Leviathan' thing. I think it worked out!

Oh right. a diet out of necessity.

..It's nice. I guess?

I got a whole new set of outfits when I was wandering aimlessly around the middle of Europe. I'll have to show them off.

Partially necessity, partially... hm. Well, how do I put this without terrifying you... mmm...

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I don't get terrified!

Bullshit.

I distinctly remember you being terrified of me constantly, Darling. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

I don't get terrified..now.

Ah. So if I tell you I will no longer be eating much in the way of Duel Monsters because the more... ah... common monster does not sate my appetite, you won't freak out on me, then?

...What will you be eating.

I'm not sure. I can't seem to stomach the, ah, lower-level monsters anymore. I suppose I will have to find some of the higher-level ones to get my fill...

Unicorn. We should totally eat Unicorns.

Ooooh. Unicorns might be good!

...I don't find this particularly terrifying, I must admit.

I'm just talking fancy food with my co-wife.

I don't find the concept of uh. higher ranked food terrifying either.

Who said we were trying to be terrifying?

Monica thinks I'm perpetually terrified of her!

You do act like it.

...Well I'm not!

Maybe subconsciously?

Did you snap?

Not quite, Kouji dear. I just needed to get out of those silly stretch pants, you know?

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... You look like you and Shiroko should become besties.

hahaha... sadly, no. Though you should drag me along to talk with her sometimes. I feel like we'd get along.

How are things going? Did I miss anything?

Jinn got me pregnant. We're expecting. Oh. Like in 7-8 months.

Onni's dumb sister is my PA.

...Ah.

I see.

Congratulations, Kouji. I'm sure it'll be a lovely child.

I approve of you electrocuting him, if you deem so. I need his seed no longer.

Wonderful. I've needed to discharge ever since that storm in Germany mistook me for a tree.

..please no shocking.

Hmmm. Well, I was out, I suppose it falls onto me for not being present.

But how am I going to discharge all this lightning?

I guess I could stand on the roof and cause a thunderstorm myself. Hm... maybe that will do it.

I wish there were more graves to animate here, there were loads in Europe, here it's nothing but urns of ashes....

....If you make a thunder storm it'd home in on me wouldn't it.

That depends, do you think I can electrocute you full of a charge opposing the thunderstorm, thus, through the way lightning works, it would home in on you?

Yes.

Oh, good.

Unrelatedly, I haven't had a chance to test out a new theory of mine, regarding how I shock someone. Can you stand still a minute...?

..what.

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