'Monica'

....

This is my punishment, isn't it.

It's my punishment for trying to be normal.

God, if you exist/you're listening. I hate you.

Just, yaknow, FYI.

...So, they didn't believe me when I went to go get a new uniform that I was originally male, and stuck me in the Osiris Female dorms instead, uniform included.

....I really have no idea whether this was completely expected or not.